Tree Pollen

Sung to the tune Free Fallin’ by Tom Petty

It’s a big world, it’s full of people,

They’re all sneezin’ with watery eyes.

We’re all outside cause it’s beautiful weather,

Clouds of yellow blowin’ through the sky.

Is it covid? Or just a bad cold?

Got a sore throat, feels really dry,

This a fever? Think I’ll go lie down.

Take some Dayquil, lay down and die.

And it’s tree,

Tree pollen!

Yeah, it’s tree,

Tree pollen!

Now my doctor, hears how I’m breathin’,

And he’s listenin’ and shakin’ his head,

On his script pad, he’s scribbling something,

But I’m certain, tomorrow I’ll be dead.

And it’s tree,

Tree pollen!

Yeah, it’s tree,

Tree pollen!

So there’s pine trees crowding the backyard,

And a red oak, and a cedar or two.

Getting’ warm out, but still really winter,

My car is yellow, but used to be blue.

And its tree,

Tree pollen,

Yeah, it’s tree,

Tree pollen!

(Tree pollen, now it’s tree pollen, now it’s)

(Tree pollen, now it’s tree pollen, now)

ACHOO!

-Big Steve