WAKE UP, AMERICA!
I’ve just been privy to some disturbing information which I feel I should share as soon and as far as possible. A friend I’ve known for a great many years has been working as an IT administrator in Pocatello, Idaho for the federal government. To keep his identity secret, I’ll call him “Tim.” Tim came across an encrypted file while upgrading their server database there. He didn’t share many details (and won’t share any specifics in public), but what he did share shook me to my core. I wanted to get the story out as soon and as far as possible, so Americans understand what is really happening in our society today. The consequences may be very detrimental to our freedoms and to the values we all hold dear.
He found a file folder entitled “Project Umbilical” which he thought was a transfer file because he’d seen them named similarly in the past. So, he opened it to find the transfer protocol files he would use to store files temporarily while upgrading the new servers. He explained you need to store files on a separate server while upgrading the permanent server so if there are any issues, you always have a back-up. He then told me about the contents of the file…mostly videos, a few Word documents, and a spreadsheet. He was looking for a Word doc, so he opened one at random, one named “Mission.”
He said read like a mission statement. He had to paraphrase (and so do I), but said it explained the purpose of “Operation Umbilical.” Essentially, it was all about keeping Americans divided and distracted to keep them from seeing “lesser” political parties from gaining ground among the masses. It was very vague and mentioned no names or affiliations at all other than simply “The Cabal.”
So, then he opened another word file named “Procedure GS-009.” It had some details in it. It mentioned several strategies to accomplish the “mission.”
First, it said a controversial figure would have to be elected as president…” someone charismatic but also distasteful.” It would need to be someone even more controversial than current elected officials. It would have to be someone so far to the left or right that all others would seem moderate. This would need some election rigging to start, but afterward the social engineering would manage other elections as needed.
After the initial election, each party would then “pass the office back and forth” and enact policy suitable to each side to “keep the extremists in conflict” as well as “push the moderates out.” Concerns about the election rigging would be mitigated by an accusation of that very issue. It even mentioned the phrase, “fighting truth with truth.” Party configuration in Congress would swing back and forth based on which party held the presidency. It said no special action would be needed to do this because voters would tend to do this themselves due to the extreme policies of the President.
It also mentioned discrediting the news sources. It said this strategy would be critical to control the flow of information to the public. A plant would need to be inserted into the executive leadership at each major news agency who would influence news stories left or right.
Also, a contagious disease would be spread among Americans which would require mitigation and eventually a vaccine. It had to look like it came from outside the US so it would also have to spread across the globe. He even said this part mentioned “collateral damage.” This would cause “strife and great controversy” among Americans.
Concerns about the actual election rigging would be mitigated by an accusation of that very issue. It even mentioned the phrase, “fighting truth with truth.” One side would accuse the other of election fraud. Any red flags would be blamed on one of the parties and thus would not draw any attention to the actual conspiracy of the cabal. And election laws would be enacted which could easily be bypassed with the help of agents in key government and corporate positions and control of ballots would remain with the cabal.
There were many other strategies…most of which I cannot remember (sorry, I wasn’t taking notes). We talked for nearly two hours. Tim said when he’d finished reading the document, he was literally shaking with shock and anger.
Who’s in on it? Who’s involved and who are the members of the cabal? I can only speculate, but I’d imagine it would have to be a short list and would include people with a lot of money and/or influence to pull off such a scheme. The election conspirators would have to disappear somehow to make sure the conspiracy was never uncovered.
He told me he’d downloaded all the files to a flash drive and planned to send it to some reputable news agencies and a copy to me…just in case.
This was on July 14th. Two days later, Tim went missing and has not been seen since. His wife is so distraught that she’s checked into a mental hospital (or someone checked her in for all I know). I hope he’s in hiding until the story comes out. The alternative is too disturbing for me to consider. I prefer to picture him in Russia, hanging out with Snowden, comparing notes, and sipping vodka. But in any case, I never received a copy of those files (and would not say so if I had).
In the absence of any evidence, I urge all Americans to WAKE UP! YOU ARE BEING MANIPULATED! THEY’RE CONTROLLING THE WAY YOU THINK! OUR CURRENT POLITICIANS ARE CARICATURES OF THE LEADERS WE HAD IN THE PAST…. MORE EXTREME, LESS MODERATE. THEY ARE DRIVING OUT MODERATION AND COMMON SENSE! THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT TO ENSURE THE TWO PARTIES ALONE WILL GOVERN US…AND THE CABAL CONTROLS BOTH OF THEM! WAKE UP, AMERICA! OUR DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN HIJACKED!
***I feel I have to add a little epilogue here to make sure everyone knows this is only satire, to label it as misinformation, and so no one thinks I’m a total looney. Certainly, anyone could copy/paste it into a Farcebook post minus the epilogue and maybe pass it off as a true story, sure. Frankly it would make me giggle. I’d love to see Farcebook “fact-check” it. But I wouldn’t want to post it myself… my conscience is clear. I just want to show how easy it is to come up with some of the crazy shit y’all post. This only took a couple of hours to write although I’ve been thinking it over for a few weeks. God speed, Tim.***
-Big Steve